Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

[thefrogman]

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

Chris (6’ 0½”)

Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

[crimsonpoppyfields]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

[mcdownies]

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

[hedgehog-goulash7]

He’s not short – he’s fun-sized

[felidaeng]

hey guys i need help wheres that one picture that looks like this

[felidaeng]

FOUND IT

[murallamuerta]

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[caucasianscriptures]

You know the drill

[mystical-flute]

My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

[rosecoloredgirrrrl]

I tought this was a line of Brooklyn 99.

[kiwianahobi]

While I’m here, these are just a few things I want followers who aren’t in New Zealand and don’t know what it’s like here to know:

1. The prime minister, and now most media outlets here, HAVE labelled it as an act of terrorism from someone with extremist views. No one is saying he’s mentally ill, and no one is saying he’s a lone wolf.

2. This is most likely the biggest terror attack in New Zealand in nearly 30 years. (Edit: its officially the worst mass shooting in the entire history of the country. I’m sick). This isn’t just another mass shooting for us, and we’re all panicked for a reason.

3. With 49 confirmed dead now, it’s guaranteed we’ll at least know someone who knows someone who was in that mosque. It’s a small country.

4. While they’re not perfect, the police here aren’t as corrupt as those in the USA. They are here to help anyone who feels unsafe, and they will be taking measures to keep Muslims safe especially. Already they’re not letting white people into the mosque in my city.

Please, stay safe everyone, and please read reputable sources before reblogging every little thing you see about this.

[beyoncescock]

how about blackberry users?

[aranea-serket]

senior discount

[highspeednerd]

[rosecoloredgirrrrl]

YES

[thoodleoo]

achilles and patroclus:

scholars:

[quietlyrebelling]

Bless my Classics professor who just said “so Achilles and his boyfriend…” and left the homophones scrambling to catch up as he barreled on

[scribbledwriting]

When you keep getting easily distracted while writing:

[theavengers]

renner4real: “Dear Thanos, we’re coming for you… sincerely A6! #whateverITtakes #startstretching #🏹 #suitup”

[virgoassbitch]

Most men love women who possess confidence only when it makes them fun, flirty, and comfortable in their sexuality. But the second you demonstrate high standards, a strong will, and the assertiveness required to call them out of their bullshit then all of a sudden you’re a bitch.

[bigbud747]

But, not all men are like that.

[virgoassbitch]